westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself
oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why
I've been clinically diagnosed with sociopathy, Rob. To me, you're an object. You know, you're a, you're a thing.
You're about as important to me as a cardboard box. And the -- the thing about cardboard boxes... is that... You know they're totally boring on the outside, right? But... sometimes, if you cut'em open there'll be something interesting inside.
You know, and so, while you're saying all these boring things to me I'm thinking about what it'd be like to cut you open.
But I -- I don't wanna, I don't wanna be that person. And so, I have a rule that anytime somebody says somethings to me where I -- I think about, you know, cuttin' 'em. I -- I -- I just smile and I say something nice. So that's why I say to you, Rob Anders of 232 Carnation Street. You are a really great guy.
I Am Not a Serial Killer - Billy O' Brien (2016)
my new knife
Saint Sebastian Tended by Saint Irene / Nicolas Régnier (1625)
The Birth of Venus / Adolf Hirémy-Hirschl (1888)
My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “two towers” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw the white wizard in the forest
My buddy Eomer pacing: Grima is lying to us
"A growing number of people are and have been questioning the more usual representations of gender. Some have had chemical and surgical enhancement, and many have not. Inhabiting a less static gender identification than that of typical transsexuals, they are exploring and experiencing a fluid range of gender embodiment. My own intimate partner, Kayt is one such individual. Ironically it has been through knowing and loving her that I have gained an even deeper understanding of the mutable soul. Her flexible consciousness has encouraged me to be generous in my thinking, and less rigid about the way others self-define, or in fact, when they choose not to" - Body Alchemy: Transsexual Portraits (1996) by Loren Cameron
"Laura (15) and I (17) pose for an amateur photo shoot in my basement. She traveled from Rochester, NY to spend the day with me. We had a crush on each other, a type of long distance flirty love." 1995 ★
John the Terrible